Controls

🎮 Also playable with a PlayStation controller – just plug it into your computer with a cable.

Special Moves

Distance Special Move:

crounch, forward, Punch light or middle (S, D, T)

Close Up Special Move 1:

crounch, backward, Punch light or middle (S, A, T)

Close Up Special Move 2:

backward, forward, backward, forward, heavy Kick (A, D, A, D, J)

Throw:

Standing Close: backward, Heavy Punch (A, U)

🥊 Welcome to "Politics Punch-Out!"

In a world full of political tension, crisis summits, and professional blame-shifters, we thought:
Why not try a different format for international conflict resolution?

Instead of arms deliveries, sanctions, and proxy wars, we offer:
a good old-fashioned pixel brawl.
Fair, ridiculous, and full of winks and giggles!

Here, world leaders settle their differences not on the backs of their people, but right in the ring – with uppercuts, side hooks, and a flying kick of justice.
Yes, that’s how we imagine true diplomacy.

👉 Important: This game is not a call for violence!
We are peaceful beings and firmly believe that real-world conflicts should be solved with words – not fists.

"Politics Punch-Out!" is satire.
A playful take on the absurd reality where people suffer while a few powerful figures play games of domination.

So: gloves on, brains switched on –
and fight for a world where politicians settle things themselves, instead of dragging entire nations into war.

✌️ Fight for Peace. Fight for Fun. Fight the System – playfully. 🕊️

Find Online Opponents

💡 Tip: To increase your chances of finding an online opponent, try playing around 9 PM (local time) – that's when most players tend to be active.

Feedback

If you have suggestions, feedback, or criticism, feel free to send us an email:
info@tinfoilhat.date

Support

We've poured a lot of time, love, and energy into this game. If you enjoy "Politics Punch-Out!" and would like to support us, we’d be grateful for a donation. With your help, we can continue developing the game and add countless new fighters, modes, and features!

👉 Go to the donation page